What the hell?


.·:*¨*:·.HAHA aka Catherine aka saturnprincess_alien_182 aka artificiallysane.·:*¨*:·.
"Oh, my god, I'm choking on my chicken fingers! Quick, someone give me the Heimlich!"

.·:*¨*:·.the creator aka Diane aka burning_candlewax aka angels_exist_.·:*¨*:·.
"I wonder if I can fit this whole microphone in my mouth."

.·:*¨*:·.crashdownkitten@yahoo.com.·:*¨*:·.
"Goddamn you Boris! GODDAMN YOOUU!!!"

.·:*¨*:·.**Sarah**.·:*¨*:·.
"OUCH! Why the hell did you pinch my ass, Sam???"

.·:*¨*:·.Karen.·:*¨*:·.
"I'm going for the whole brooding rock star look in this pose. Is it working??"

.·:*¨*:·.Alexandra.·:*¨*:·.
"Crap you guys....you guuuuuuuuys....my jaw locked! OH NO! Ok ok..just...act...natural..."

.·:*¨*:·.Heidi.·:*¨*:·.
"(what's that i didn't hear you)
SHUT THE F*** UP
(come on, a little louda) SHUT THE F*** UP
(everybody N2gether now)...."

.·:*¨*:·.madeline.·:*¨*:·.
I think I shall do my best impression of Eddie from The Munsters now.

11/17/00 WTH?
.·:*¨*:·.HAHA.·:*¨*:·.
"Man, this wedgie is killing me!"

.·:*¨*:·.the creator.·:*¨*:·.
"That wedgie Darren gave me is really itching me. That butt nugget..."

.·:*¨*:·.wild turkey.·:*¨*:·.
"Ima working on the rail road! Farnoc farnoc! Is a what hes thinking! He accidentally put a pocket of glitter in his eye ball. It is painful for him. You see, he looking at a monkey right now. Darren do not see the monkey. Darren is thinking: about the hippies, is the hippies in his pocket? Can he see the hippies? O yes, and Jacques. Can he be a doggie? The answer is yes. He can be a doggie. But why a dog, he is thinking. Why not a turkey like wild turkey? The whale that is stuck in his shirt is bothering him. The yes no maybe of his world man, is wondering. Superman? Fat-so? Marco polo? These are the questions that make the world a better farm to be on. So called the no man. Yes man. Think so not so. Fart."

.·:*¨*:·.jenn.·:*¨*:·.
"Wow, 'Bedazzled' was really intense! That scene with Brendan Fraser realizes that he can speak Spanish! Oooh, goose bumps! "

.·:*¨*:·.Sarah Le Person.·:*¨*:·.
"Man, would I like to get my hands on that chicken on the back table!"

.·:*¨*:·.Alexandra.·:*¨*:·.
"Uh oh. Brain fart. What do I do next? What song is this? Where am I? Wait...WHO am I?"

.·:*¨*:·.that would be dawn.·:*¨*:·.
"That girl in the shredded M*A*S*H shirt is looking mighty fine. Come my way, honey. Give Daddy some sugar."

.·:*¨*:·.Um Devon Wait no Wait yeah Devon.·:*¨*:·.
"I bet someone is taking my picture. I bet someone will post it up on a website. I bet that website will be called What the hell? I bet my glasses will be glinting in that picture. Huh."

.·:*¨*:·.Karen.·:*¨*:·.
"I wish I were home watching 'eXistenZ' right now..."