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JACQUES BRAUTBAR INTERVIEW #02
Questions made by me and Catherine
Taken on December 02, 2000

1. What's the best thing about being in a band?
Love, health-food and classical music

2. Have you ever been close to getting married?
No.

3. Does Jacques=monkey?
No.

4. Who wrote "She's Gone"?
No.

5. What was the first instrument you had?
No.

6. How old were you five years ago?
Um....no.

7. What does the color purple remind you of?
It reminds me of no.

8. What did you want to be when you were little?
Did you ever see that space show called No no and the no century? Thats not what I wanted to be.

9. What is it that makes d-amphetamine (Adderol) d-amphetamine, versus normal amphetamine? Methampheetamine (n-methylamphetamine) has that methyl hanging off the end of the amphetamine skeleton and I'm curious about the structural differences...why is d-amphetamine called that?
No.

10. Do you need to go to the bathroom right now?
No.

11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
The power of no.

12. Would you wear a thong for a month if someone paid a million dollars to do it?
Yes.

13. Can you make a farm song for us?
Old Mac-no-no had a no. No NO no no no. And on that No he had some No's...No no NO no NO. With a NO NO here and no no there...etc...

14. Why are the Simpsons yellow?
No.

15. Describe your socks.
No.

16. Will you wish upon a star for me?
No.

17. Can you send us your little kiddie pictures?
No.

18. Jacques, do you hate me?
Um.........well, maybe...kinda...no

19. If you had to write a song about this interview, what would the title be?
Definatly