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JACQUES BRAUTBAR INTERVIEW #01 Questions made by me and Catherine Taken on August 07, 2000 To avoid confusion, questions # 15 and 16 are lines from [the crappy] SR-71's "Right Now." 1. What would you do if you were doing a show and a fan threw a bowling ball as a gift on stage? I'd laugh and say thank you. But if it hit me, I'd probably get hurt and angry. 2. Do you have any siblings? Two sisters 3. What would be worst: getting booed off-stage and bananas thrown at you or having a group of girls chase you off-stage and a couple miles down the street? I never did like bananas 4. Do you watch wrestling? Why or why not? I used to watch G.L.O.W (Gorgeuos Ladies Of Wrestling) when I was a kid 5. What is your favorite "Simpsons" episode? Hmm...that is truly a hard question to answer. That's like, "What's your favorite Beatles song?"...well, not really, but kind of. When Springfield plays their rival in baseball and Homer goes to the game with Flanders. 6. In your opinion, who is the worst "Simpsons" character? Can there be such a thing? 7. What do you think of teenyboppers? They deserve to enjoy the same rights and priveleges that everyone else is entitled to. 8. Who would you like to go to dinner with (it could be a cartoon character): I'd love to go out to dinner with Shira, princess of power...she's hot. 9. What if Sam's first name was Far-Far and his middle name was Rar? That is an amazing idea. I give you props for that. If that were the case, he probably would've gotten made fun of a lot as a kid. That's what kids do, make fun of people with unusual names. 10. What do you do in your free time? This...and other things. 11. What are you afraid of? Commitment, deep ocean water and the ceatures that reside there, failure...there is some more but I don't know you that well to let you in. 12. What's the craziest thing a fan has ever asked you? Craziest? To sign her 16 yr-old breast in front of her father 13. Have you ever worn a dress? Probably at one point in that past 21 of my years 14. In front of a person/people? Most likely 15. Why do you always kick me when I'm high? Knock me down 'till we see eye to eye? I have no recollection of that event senator. 16. You taught me how to trust, and to believe in us. And then you taught me how to cuss, you b*tch it's over. You know I used to be such a nice boy. What? 17. Why is the sky? BECAUSE 18. What do you think of the picture placed at the bottom? What picture? What the hell is going on here!! NOTE: Jacques apparently did not get the picture we sent him. Gosh darn our luck! Here's the picture.